This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Randomize
