i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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