p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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