do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize