If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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