I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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