Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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