I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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