Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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