Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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