After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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