Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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