I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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