try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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