its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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