I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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