What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The beer is more important than you right now.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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