So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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