Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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