Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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