Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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