Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Randomize