You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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