Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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