Me too!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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