Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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