Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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