things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
