Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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