Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize