i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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