She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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