Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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