Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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