I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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