Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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