Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Can Purell be used as lube?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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