jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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