So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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