That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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