that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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