I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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