I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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