Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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