Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think I am morally bankrupt
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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