i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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