I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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