Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I see more hoeing in ur future
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