Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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