gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize