i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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