their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
