I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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