apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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