big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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