Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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